Pippa Middleton's "Perfect" Bum

I don’t get it. It’s a bum. It’s a nice bum, but it’s still a bum. I’ve seen much better specimens on other people, so why has the whole country gone crazy over Pippa Middelton’s arse?! Pippa herself has credited her derrière, to weekly pilates workouts. Claiming that,

“Over the past few months I have noticed a huge difference in my core strength and posture and couldn’t recommend Margot more highly as an instructor. From breathing techniques, muscle toning to overall flexibility and relaxation, my Pilates sessions have become something of a weekly necessity that keeps me fit, happy and energised.”

Now I’m thinking “Oh good, she’s promoting exercise. Maybe now people will understand that exercise and a little will power really is the key!”

Sadly not. Because ever since the royal wedding British plastic surgeons have reported a British plastic surgeons have reported a 60 per cent increase in bum-lifting procedures. The procedure, which can cost up to £8,500, and (according to the Daily Mail) has even been given a name - ‘The Pip Package Perfect Posterior’.

I think it’s sad that British women, would rather pay for the perfect bum than work for one. What does that say about us as a society?

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We’re stupid, lazy and totally fucked is what is says.