PDF (public displays of fucking)

I once walked into a couple getting it on. It was one of the most revolting and awkward moments of my life. What was I suppose to do?! Ignore it? Too late for that! When I saw it I screamed because I thought he was attacking her! He froze mid pump, her crotch looked like a Furby and I just stood there jaw open, clutching a bin bag like a moron.

It was awful. No one said anything for about 2 whole minutes which is an awful long fucking time in that situation. Eventually I told them to fuck off and get a wax hotel room the cheap bastards…

Who does it on a wheelie bin anyway!? EWWWWWWW!!!

Anyway, the reason I wanted to talk about this was because I read a news article about a couple who got freaky in front of everyone on the tube; whether or not they were doing it for attention we’ll never know. Mind you drunk or not, you’d notice some passenger filming you for fuck sake. I mean, on the tube!?

I know the article says that none of the other passengers complained about the romping couple, and that in itself bothers me: sex is great, but I hate how it turns rational, sane people into retarded perverted, fuck monkeys

Now I should make it clear that I have nothing against sex. I believe it is a beautiful and amazing experience (most of the time). Heck I don’t even have against sex al fresco.

However there is a place and a time for such acts. The place being somewhere private (field, room, and morgue –whatever gets you off so long as it’s PRIVATE) and the time well… O.k. the time doesn’t really matter, so long as it’s private and not offending anyone else then it s fine.