Lindsay Lohan dresses in white for court appearance

I try to avoid writing about Lindsay Lohan (and Snooki – but that’s another story). That anorexic drug monkey is really not worth receiving my venom. Besides she’s so fucked up that it’s too easy for me to pick on her. She’s reached a point where I pity her too much to take her seriously anymore (not that I ever did…). However this doesn’t really stop me.

So as you can imagine I’m happy that her sorry ass is being sued for drugs, theft and fuck knows what else. I don’t really care about the details, all I care about is that she needs to be reprogrammed so she can function like a normal human again; whether they do that in jail or rehab I don’t fucking care.

Now you must be thinking, “Why the fuck are you writing about her then if she’s not worth your time!?” Well, the internet has been buzzing because she turned up to court wearing a white mini dress, and for some reason this is worth wasting our lives on. Whilst I’m left thinking who the fuck cares what the skank wears!?

The $575 garment itself (which just looks like expensive tablecloth to me) was designed by Mike Ovitz’s designer daughter Kimberly Ovitz, and is sold out at every online store at sells it. Apparently it’s very skin-tight (doesn’t look it), very short ( not thatn short) and many bloggers have said that the dress was inappropriate for court.

Again, who the fuck cares what the skank wears!? My god, it’s like beating my head against a brick wall. The things that fascinate the public both astound and disgust me. Lindsay herself would like us to believe that like a wedding dress, the outfit was meant to symbolize her innocence. Bitch please! I don’t think Lindsay has been innocent for a long time, and no amount of expensive white tablecloth will ever change that.

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