Justin Bieber
Filed under: CelebritiesWhen I first saw a picture of Justin Bieber, I thought he was a girl. A Belgian girl with a really stupid haircut. Then I found he had a penis and still it took me awhile to believe that he was actually a guy.
A fucking annoying one at that.
Dear god does this guy piss out rainbows or something?! Because honestly no one is that…”goody goody”. There’s just no way. I’m hoping he’s going to grow out of it and become a right little shit stick. Then I’ll believe that his “nice guy persona” was actually genuine.
I don’t understand why he’s so popular, he’s not that good-looking. Mind you; I’m not attracted to teenagers, so maybe that’s a little unfair of me. Seeing as his main fan base are like fucking 12 years old. I also don’t get is his voice: it’s painful to hear. It makes me wonder how people listen to that shit. It’s like Hanson but worse. It makes my teeth hurt and my ears bleed.
Yet they love him, and his painful music. The “Beliebers” as they like to be known, will rip out your hair and trample over your broken corpse just to get a glimpse of him. That’s how crazy they are. Makes me think it’s more like a murderous cult than a teenage fan base. A weird money-making, brain-washing, cult.
Another thing that I find weird are his Christian beliefs. First let me make one thing clear - I respect that people have the right to believe whatever they want. I also believe that good Christians are not discriminating/hateful people. So I was surprised to read Justin Bieber’s opinion on abortion: he said,
“It’s like killing a baby.”
and when asked about abortion in cases of rape, he said,
“Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I don’t know how that would be a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”
Of course you haven’t been in that situation, you can’t get pregnant and you don’t have a vagina. Twat. Also when it comes to abortions it’s the woman’s prerogative whether she wants to have it or not. Especially if the woman in question has been raped. I wouldn’t want to have my attackers baby!! That’s fucking sick; you’d be carrying and raising a physical, breathing reminder of your horrible ordeal for years. Ick, no thank you.
Anyway I don’t doubt that Justin means well, I’m sure he does. It just comes out of his mouth a bit wrong (rather like when Cheryl Cole tries to talk). I should mention that despite the previous comments; Justin also said this during his 2011 Rolling Stone interview,
“I don’t think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them.”
Awwww. I think that’s sweet and rare in today’s teens. So I guess (ignoring the fact that his music makes me want to murder small kittens) he’s not that bad.