Cheryl Cole and Ashley getting back together

Why is Cheryl Cole such a fucking emotional doormat..?

As most of you know, I don’t really like the woman but fucking hell! My disdain for her is starting to turn into pity, which in my opinion is worse. Because I can’t help but think, “What the fuck is wrong with her?!”

Why is she getting back with that fugly, cheating wank monkey!? Ashley cheated on you honey, repeatedly throughout your entire marriage, or did you forget that you silly cow?

It’s unforgivable, and yet Cheryl is going back for second helpings. No wonder whole world is looking at her like’s she’s some masochistic, retard.

I don’t get it, I really don’t. If anybody did that to me, I would never want to fucking share my air space with them, let alone see them again.

Mind you I’m not sure why I care… oh wait I don’t.

So excuse me while I go and read about someone who’s actually talented.